When Pigs Fly

Welcome to Verres Militares, a space fantasy setting for Second Life that fuses the grim darkness of Warhammer 40,000 with the sleazy sexploitation of Actiongirls. The resulting grindhouse of mindless violence, destruction, and busty babes in high heels is the home of two Paranormal Investigation Girls (P.I.G.s) known as Mumzy Rumble and Bébhinn the Wyld -- original characters who could have stepped from the pages of Heavy Metal.

Verres Militares also incorporates aspects of Warhammer Fantasy, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Dirty Pair, and Macho Women with Guns, but no copyright violation or material gain is intended. Whilst we use these without permission we do so not for personal gain but to further promote them. Verres Militares should be viewed as an advertisement for everything that went into making it.

Finally, some advice. Verres Militares is a sloppy, tasteless and insensitive world aimed at Politically Incorrect Gamers (P.I.G.s) who think lore should never get in the way of a good story. If anything in this blog offends you or drives you into a nerd rage then stop taking your hobby so damn seriously. It's just a game. Lighten up already.